New meanings

It's been one of those days when you have nothing better to do than think up stupid stuff. You do this because you're over stressed and all the important thoughts have taken a toll on your now "full" brain. So while I stopped at the local Dunkin's for some sweet drinks for me and Bubba, I let one go. That's right. I farted. C'mon, now! We all do it but when I do it in front of Bubba (soon to be 14 years old) it's like a competition has begun. Except, this time instead of telling him I farted, I said that I "booty-tooted". That led on to nearly an hour of hilarity with names and meanings that I kept thinking of for the pure pleasure of side splitting laughter. Herewith is some of my new vocabulary:

• Booty-toot: fart
• Inserting my toes in your tooter: kick your ass
• Stuffin' toot: anal sex
• toot stuffed: anal retentive
• spreading booty: random sex

Let's see what other witty "bootyisms" we can come up with and I'll post them to my blog. There are a few more I could put here but I didn't want to be to crass so I'll leave that up to any of my readers.

So says Amma today!